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Yahya Hassan – Er en forholdsvis ny digter/filosof som med hans kraftige udstråling her trådt ud af lyset, og kommet med hans form for digte. De udtryk der fremgår af hans digte er nyskabende. Og ikke rigtig set før i dansk litteratur. Her på siden har jeg fundet et par udtræk fra nogle af hans digte, håber i vil se dem med et nyt syn, hvem ved måske er det lige noget for dig? 

Yahya Hassan som digter

Yahya Hassan er en ny dansk digter, og han kommer oprindelig fra Palæstina, Yahya Hassan er også folketingskandidat for Nationalpartiet, udover at skrive digte. Hans seneste bog Yahya Hassan: digte har solgt mere end 120,000 eksemplarer hvilket gør den til den bedst sælgende debutdigtsamling i Danmark nogensinde. 
Yahya Hassan er født i 1995 hvilket gør ham til 23 år gammel i skrivende stund. Dette er meget imponerede i sådan en tidlig alder.

 

Forurettet:
af: Yahya Hassan

fra østberlin til oslo til københavn
smider bagagen hos en jødejournalist
på villavejen
så til hovedbanegården
gratis taxa
købe en togbillet men jeg må ikke betale
kæresten betaler selv
efter halvbetændt weekend
to muhammedanere passerer
en med tørklæde på slæb
en med skæg
der gror med uforsonlighedens hastighed
de stirrer mig ned til iblis med iris
jeg himler med det hvide ikke spor paranoid
gambijunkie skuler til barnevogn
ser mig ikke for sit næste fix
så giver jeg et kram
og slanger mig op ad en hals
et stenalderslag i baghovedet
kærestehalsen forløses i skrig
der bliver revet i de vantro krøller
jeg giver et slag
men jeg er tynd og slap
og på afvænning
lidt tumult
dsb og dansken vikler os ud
så dukker panserne op
holder ham nede med håndjern
han slikker fodspor og cigaretskodder
så kommer jeg som en svans
og klasker kaliffen på kæben
vi ender på stationen
i stikkerstolen og i detentionen
ghettodrengen dikterer
så jeg skider på panserne
undtagen petpædagogerne der passer på poeten
jeg råber af autoriteten
hviner af relationen
skråler af religionen
jeg har et påskud jeg vil på lokum
mens kæresten afgiver forklaring
jeg ved godt der skylles ud udefra
så panserne kan dissekere min lort
hvis jeg er tiltalt
slidte shoxsko der engang var mine
parkeret foran cellemoskeen
toiletdøren låser af sig selv
strinter pis mod porcelæn
banker på bondekvinde
med 9mm lukker mig ud
skyller ud uden forbehold
jeg farer mod celledøren
fumler febrilsk med låsen
han er på vej ind råber bondekvinde til bondemænd
perker nede

Endnu et digt af Yahya Hassan

Barndom
af: Yahya Hassan

fem børn på række og en far med en kølle
flergræderi og en pøl af pis
vi stikker skiftevis en hånd frem
for forudsigelighedens skyld
den der lyd når slagene rammer
søster der hopper så hurtigt
fra den ene fod til den anden
pisset er et vandfald ned ad hendes ben
først den ene hånd frem så den anden
går der for lang tid rammer slagene vilkårligt
et slag et skrig et tal 30 eller 40 til tider 50
og et sidste slag i røven på vej ud ad døren
han tager bror i skuldrene retter ham op
fortsætter med at slå og tælle
jeg kigger ned og venter på det bliver min tur
mor smadrer tallerkener i
opgangen samtidig med at al jazeera tv-transmitterer
hyperaktive bulldozere og fortørnede kropsdele
gazastriben i solskin
flag bliver brændt
hvis en zionist ikke anerkender vores eksistens
hvis vi overhovedet eksisterer
når vi hikster angsten og smerten
når vi snapper efter vejret eller meningen
i skolen må vi ikke tale arabisk
derhjemme må vi ikke tale dansk
et slag et skrig et tal